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death-by-lulz: tyleroakley: Well that worked out a lot better...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:44:02 -0400

tyleroakley:

Well that worked out a lot better than I imagined. (x)

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edenagehenna: aroihkin: charliekneedles: SOMEONE HAS FINALLY...

Sun, 05 May 2013 07:41:11 -0400

edenagehenna:

aroihkin:

charliekneedles:

SOMEONE HAS FINALLY PUT MY FEELING INTO AN INTELLIGENT POST.

Someone finally said it!

staticpoison: thanl: off-the-wall-geek: So I went on Omegle...

Sun, 05 May 2013 07:37:54 -0400

staticpoison:

thanl:

off-the-wall-geek:

So I went on Omegle today out of boredom and I meet up with three police officers from Iraq. We all became best friends and had a competition of “who can balance an object on their head the longest.” I chose a shoe and they chose a gun. I ended up winning with the shoe. I think this screenshot really captures the spirit.

that’s legitimately one of the cutest things i’ve ever seen happen on the internet

sometimes i really like humans

my mother ordered pictures from a marching band competition of my two brothers, once. The only...

Thu, 02 May 2013 19:50:10 -0400

my mother ordered pictures from a marching band competition of my two brothers, once. The only problem was one of them wasn’t actually of my brother Jake; so now we have a picture of some random guy because my mom won’t believe us. It’s been there for years…

just-a-mad-hunter-with-a-box: miss-love: mattrenez: igotaloves...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 21:18:07 -0400

just-a-mad-hunter-with-a-box:

miss-love:

mattrenez:

igotaloveshekeepsmewaiting:

melodiesintheair:

jarpadd:

I suggest all females watch this.

*i suggest all humans watch this.

THIS SHOULD BE REQUIRED WATCHING FOR ALL HUMANS

I’m a 17 year old white guy living in middle class America. I’ve never exactly been a supporter of feminism because that kind of thing has never really affected me personally. I don’t notice it and I don’t care about it. But in nine minutes this video has made what is truly a serious problem extremely apparent. Those “why I need feminism” posts or those slut-shaming or rape culture campaigns never convince me of anything. But this video actually did I think.

tl;dr This video kicks ass, just watch it.

Stop what you’re doing and watch this

now THIS is feminism.

tsunderrorist: if you’re having a bad day here is a baby polar bear being tickled

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 16:40:00 -0400

tsunderrorist:

if you’re having a bad day here is a baby polar bear being tickled

guys… I lost weight and now my prom dress is really loose. I guess I have to increase my...

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 15:57:39 -0400

guys… I lost weight and now my prom dress is really loose.

I guess I have to increase my intake of calories

Did I ever tell you the time that my mom came up to me and asked me if I knew anyone who had a...

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 21:31:00 -0400

Did I ever tell you the time that my mom came up to me and asked me if I knew anyone who had a typewriter?

She had a document needing to be filled out that said “Must be typed” and she didn’t understand you could just get it online.

I thought she was joking until she got really mad at me for laughing at her and her question.

Oops.

barackobama: rabioheab: i think there’s been a mistake No it...

Sat, 16 Mar 2013 22:47:23 -0400

barackobama:

rabioheab:

i think there’s been a mistake

No it isn’t

Congratulations, you are now the President of the United States

i sat here thinking there was a pop up and that I couldn’t click it because it was frozen for a good minute…

team3313: This describes our robot building philosophy....

Sat, 09 Mar 2013 22:11:10 -0500

team3313:

This describes our robot building philosophy. #zipties #likeducttape #butbetter #omgrobots http://bit.ly/YMruEQ

this is my human. when human is fussy, i just pet it like...

Wed, 06 Mar 2013 22:02:39 -0500

this is my human. when human is fussy, i just pet it like this.

as you can see, human is calm.

natsmum: why did so many people reblog the cat abdomen and...

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 16:27:59 -0500

natsmum:

why did so many people reblog the cat abdomen and not the other two?

meulin2dope: neurowolf: shooptastic: take a moment a watch...

Tue, 26 Feb 2013 18:56:34 -0500

meulin2dope:

neurowolf:

shooptastic:

take a moment a watch this video you really wont regret it omg

My life

literally me and my little sister and you would think that i’d be the one on the computer.

i am not.

I was procrastinating on my ap bio, so I made a jellyfish...

Sun, 24 Feb 2013 14:41:00 -0500

I was procrastinating on my ap bio, so I made a jellyfish ceiling fan cover thing.

Mother: I will need to pick up your brother some time during Friday (during a Campus Visit at U of M)

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 23:13:00 -0500

Mother: I will need to pick up your brother some time during Friday (during a Campus Visit at U of M)
Me: Alright, you can leave anytime
Mother: No, I can't. I can't just leave you alone on a campus
Me: Mom, you do realize I am going off to college by the end of this year, right?
Mother: ...
Mother: (lip quivering) That is still up for debate
Me: *oh goodness*

We're starting a Tumblr band. Add a "✔" if you play (or sing!)

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 19:18:04 -0500

allonsyforever:

Flute ✔

Piano

Clarinet

Saxophone

Trumpet ✔

Trombone

Percussion

Strings

Oboe

Ocarina

Bassoon

Vocalists

if I’m missing anything tell me!

Mayonnaise

tonksphoebe: i know i’m late but happy birthday you asshole

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 21:50:48 -0500

tonksphoebe:

i know i’m late but happy birthday you asshole

petewentzmakesnosentz: every person who reblogs this before valentine’s day will get a special...

Tue, 05 Feb 2013 20:55:27 -0500

petewentzmakesnosentz:

every person who reblogs this before valentine’s day will get a special message in their ask.

every. single. person.

this probably won’t get a lot of notes, but whatever. i just wanna do something nice for you guys.

xo

ambassadorsarcasm: contentbabe: i used to be afraid of ghosts when i was little so my mom used to...

Sun, 03 Feb 2013 18:48:33 -0500

ambassadorsarcasm:

contentbabe:

i used to be afraid of ghosts when i was little so my mom used to tell me that they can be vacuumed up so she gave me a hand-held vacuum and would make me go around the house cleaning telling me that i was getting rid of all the ghosts

This is genius

What your URL's anagram name?

Thu, 24 Jan 2013 22:42:01 -0500

What your URL's anagram name?:

the-bloggers-have-the-phone-box:

doctordonna10:

good-angel-bad-wolf:

theblueboxonbakerstreet:

EXUBERANT OR THE BEST BLOKE

DOWN AGED GOOFBALL

NOT ODD ACORN

THE XENOPHOBE HAGGLES HOT VERB

FEMALE FLASHING