So I went on Omegle today out of boredom and I meet up with three police officers from Iraq. We all became best friends and had a competition of “who can balance an object on their head the longest.” I chose a shoe and they chose a gun. I ended up winning with the shoe. I think this screenshot really captures the spirit.
that’s legitimately one of the cutest things i’ve ever seen happen on the internet
sometimes i really like humans
my mother ordered pictures from a marching band competition of my two brothers, once. The only problem was one of them wasn’t actually of my brother Jake; so now we have a picture of some random guy because my mom won’t believe us. It’s been there for years…
I suggest all females watch this.
*i suggest all humans watch this.
THIS SHOULD BE REQUIRED WATCHING FOR ALL HUMANS
I’m a 17 year old white guy living in middle class America. I’ve never exactly been a supporter of feminism because that kind of thing has never really affected me personally. I don’t notice it and I don’t care about it. But in nine minutes this video has made what is truly a serious problem extremely apparent. Those “why I need feminism” posts or those slut-shaming or rape culture campaigns never convince me of anything. But this video actually did I think.
tl;dr This video kicks ass, just watch it.
Stop what you’re doing and watch this
now THIS is feminism.
guys… I lost weight and now my prom dress is really loose.
I guess I have to increase my intake of calories
Did I ever tell you the time that my mom came up to me and asked me if I knew anyone who had a typewriter?
She had a document needing to be filled out that said “Must be typed” and she didn’t understand you could just get it online.
I thought she was joking until she got really mad at me for laughing at her and her question.
i think there’s been a mistake
No it isn’t
Congratulations, you are now the President of the United States
i sat here thinking there was a pop up and that I couldn’t click it because it was frozen for a good minute…
I was procrastinating on my ap bio, so I made a jellyfish ceiling fan cover thing.
- Mother: I will need to pick up your brother some time during Friday (during a Campus Visit at U of M)
- Me: Alright, you can leave anytime
- Mother: No, I can't. I can't just leave you alone on a campus
- Me: Mom, you do realize I am going off to college by the end of this year, right?
- Mother: ...
- Mother: (lip quivering) That is still up for debate
- Me: *oh goodness*